Rendition Kim Davis to Guantanamo Bay

We have a special place for radical fundamentalists who threaten our way of life – it’s called Guantanamo Bay. Or, more precisely, Camp Delta.

As long as an obstructionist, conservative Congress refuses to aid the president in closing its shameful gates, the administration should fill the beds of released foreign detainees with unreconstructed domestic threats the likes of obscene slob Kim Davis.

gitmo kim finalIndeed, with the help of Congress and the tens of millions they continue to appropriate for this vexed prison camp, we must build a new wing at GITMO. What better way to waste tax payer dollars. A beautiful, golden, heavenly wing for Christian radicals. Bring in The Donald and call it Trump Annex.

You see, Kim Davis is a threat to our democracy. More so even than many of the pimply faced rock throwers that had languished in GITMO for years without due process.

She would have her law, Leviticus Law, supersede the United States Constitution. A law that provides, “If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.” Leviticus 20:13

That is but one of many gems in Leviticus. In Kim Davis’s world there would be an awful lot of dead Americans including, soldiers and cops and firemen and doctors and artists and even carpenters – like Jesus.

There would be chaos too for all the different Levitican sects and their various interpretations of the unholy book. Which Americans do we condemn to the lash and throw in jail and which do we behead? It would be hard to decide – so many abominations.

Chaos is something our Founders sought to avoid. Especially of the kind religious zealots and sectionalists would wreak.

In their infinite wisdom, they conceived a quaint little something called the Supremacy Clause. In it, they establish the United States Constitution, federal statutes, and treaties as ‘the supreme law of the land’.

But that is not good enough for a backwoods boob from Kentucky. Not that the hydrocephalic hillbilly has ever read the Constitution. Yet, in her infinite wisdom she has concocted her own Supremacy Clause, establishing Jehova God and his books as the supreme law of the land.

James Madison superseded by Kim Davis. That is a true abomination.

No, Ms. Davis, that won’t do in our democracy.

We, the people, hereby hold you in contempt of the Founders and guilty of fomenting insurrection.

For this, we recommend to the judge that you be renditioned to Cuba and incarcerated at Camp Delta, Guantanamo Bay. There you will languish with fellow extremists until your re-education is complete and you agree to abide our laws or until a Republican Congress closes it down.

May Jehovah God have mercy on your soul.


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